Tag: whining
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Whine Begets Wine
…in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
