Tag: Twinfants
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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If MacGyver Were a Ninja…
…in which Our Hero vanquishes plastic packaging with an everyday household item–a ninja sword.
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
…in which Our Hero and His Family establish a new World Headquarters.
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Doctoring Up
…in which Our Hero goes Back to School, supplementing Twinfant-wrangling with PhD classes.
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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
…in which Our Hero endures Diaper Bullets to the face in lieu of an alarm clock.
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The Quest for Redemption
…in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.
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Dictwinary #3 – Twintrepid
…in which Our Hero explains what he does all day now that both Twinfants are proficient rollers.
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