Tag: phone
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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I Can’t Hear Myself Think
…in which Our Hero talks His Son down from the bathroom stool ledge, authors the world’s most epic comic book, and fervently chases weasels around the mulberry ottoman.
Twinfamy 