Tag: mall

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  The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List

  July 5, 2016

  …in which Our Hero must drop everything so His Son can drop “everything.”

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  Eating the System

  September 20, 2011

  …in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.

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