Tag: Lego
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The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack
…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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The Stay-At-Homestretch
…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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Mug of War
…in which Our Hero wards off robotic tigers and sinus-eating microbes, and offends His Daughter with the stir of a spoon.
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The Snack is Open
…in which Our Hero precludes breakfast cereal wavepools and communicates with a shaven ape.
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A Bedtime Story
…in which Our Hero says “Ni-night” & celebrates Twinfamy’s 100th Twincident Super Duper Celebration Extravaganza!
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