Tagged: H2O

Household Aqueous Parental Serving Size

Well, You Got Me There

Wife: I haven’t drank nearly enough water today.

Me: Yeah, actually, me neither.

Wife: But you’re not trying to feed two little people with your breasts.

Me: …that you know of…

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Household Aqueous Parental Serving Size By Gender

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If not, maybe you just need to hydrate.