Tag: FAIL
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 2 – Safety Last
…in which the Twins infiltrate the impenetrable fortress that is our television stand.
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 1 – There Will Be Blood
… in which Our Hero installs child safety locks on cabinets, drawers, and His own foot.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 2 – Something Wicked This Way Runs
…in which Our Hero stops oncoming vehicles, overcomes battery-change procrastination, and loses a singing monkey in an effort to escape a suburban coyote attack.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Sock Monkey Face-Five
…in which Our Hero showcases his talents in ventriloquism for His Daughter, fostering a stronger bond between Her Hand and His Face.
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The Quest for Redemption
…in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.
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