Tag: FAIL
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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You Make Road Rage So Much Fun
…in which Our Hero’s Wife draws a startling conclusion about our vehicular steed.
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Making Easter the Eastest
…in which Our Hero battles apocalyptic cyborg bunnies and cleanses himself of Lame Sauce.
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Fatherhood of the Unraveling Pants
…in which Our Hero discovers He is literally too sexy for His pants.
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
…in which Our Hero braves a diaper-wielding toddler flashmob while almost nearly preventing a family member from getting sh!tfaced (literally).
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Overheard in a Suburban Phoenix Neighborhood
…in which Our Hero performs an electronic monologue retelling a recent walking excursion.
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Why Crying It Out Does Not Work in Our House: A Haiku
…in which Our Hero thoroughly explains why a popular sleep training method does not apply to His situation.
Twinfamy 