Tag: daughter
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Overheard in a Suburban Phoenix Neighborhood
…in which Our Hero performs an electronic monologue retelling a recent walking excursion.
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 2 – Safety Last
…in which the Twins infiltrate the impenetrable fortress that is our television stand.
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Don’t Call Me Mr. Mom
…in which Our Hero pulverizes stereotypical gender roles and unfunny 80s movie references.
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Be Careful What You Wish Fo’
…in which Our Hero and His Wife contemplate the implications of upcoming developmental milestones.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 2 – Something Wicked This Way Runs
…in which Our Hero stops oncoming vehicles, overcomes battery-change procrastination, and loses a singing monkey in an effort to escape a suburban coyote attack.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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