Tag: daughter

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  Boy Story

  June 29, 2015

  …in which Our Hero investigates an alleged preschool terrorist threat.

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  Where Poop Goes

  May 27, 2015

  …in which Our Hero’s Daughter unlocks the mysteries of the universe.

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  Heroine Withdrawal

  January 21, 2015

  …in which Our Hero’s Son searches for the right Woman.

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  The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack

  December 31, 2014

  …in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.

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  I Don’t Want To

  November 25, 2014

  …in which Our Hero’s Wife tells it like it is.

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  Millions!

  August 7, 2014

  …in which Our Hero’s Daughter rescues millions of kidnapping victims.

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  Naming the Guppy

  July 23, 2014

  …in which Our Hero’s Daughter offers her input on names for Her Forthcoming Sibling.

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  The Immaculate Perception

  July 17, 2014

  …in which Our Hero’s Daughter explains where babies come from.

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