Tag: chug
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Veered Science
…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.
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The Bubble Boy’s Concession
…in which Our Hero braves airborne peas, King Kong swipes, and saliva sprinklers, culminating in his favorite Father-Son moment EVER.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.