Tag: cell phone
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I Can’t Hear Myself Think
…in which Our Hero talks His Son down from the bathroom stool ledge, authors the world’s most epic comic book, and fervently chases weasels around the mulberry ottoman.
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Veered Science
…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.