Tag: bacon
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The Stay-At-Homestretch
…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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Shooting the Poop
…in which Our Hero rides a helicopter into a volcano and gallantly devours bacon-wrapped scallops.
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Whispering Meat Nothings
…in which Our Hero is tasked by His Wife with a Quest for an incredibly important item akin to the Holy Grail.