Tag: Arizona
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My Daughter’s YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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The Problem with Cookies
…in which Our Hero makes an important life decision impacting His entire Family–cookies or ice cream?
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Ruh-Roh! (The Pee-Pee Prophecy)
…in which Our Hero consults with E.T. and pee-pee on the future of His Family.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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Overheard in a Suburban Phoenix Neighborhood
…in which Our Hero performs an electronic monologue retelling a recent walking excursion.
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