Tag: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I Can’t Hear Myself Think
…in which Our Hero talks His Son down from the bathroom stool ledge, authors the world’s most epic comic book, and fervently chases weasels around the mulberry ottoman.
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced
…in which Our Hero fails to warn his Wife not to accidentally rub her face in her son’s feces.