Tag: stroller
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How to Lose a Man Card in 10 Seconds
…in which Our Hero and His Wife escape the clutches of the Castle Grayskull, frolic with animated woodland creatures, and inspire restlessness in island natives.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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Overheard in a Suburban Phoenix Neighborhood
…in which Our Hero performs an electronic monologue retelling a recent walking excursion.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 2 – Something Wicked This Way Runs
…in which Our Hero stops oncoming vehicles, overcomes battery-change procrastination, and loses a singing monkey in an effort to escape a suburban coyote attack.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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