Tag: Star Wars
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The Jungle Gym Oracle (or, The Many Reasons Twins Are Easier Than One Kid)
…in which Our Hero rolls a mobile freak show booth through the grocery store, fields questions from twin groupies, and moves a dump truck with His bare hands.
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Pre-Pre-School
…in which Our Hero’s Son and Daughter enter the academic world, kick ass at playing, and learn whether Han shot first.
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Won’t Stop Believin’
…in which the Twins Ewok their way down the aisle as Ring Bearer and Flower Girl, and Our Hero epically completes His Third Decade.
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Keep Your Eye on the Beh
…in which Our Hero acquires new powers, teaches His Son a new word, transforms into a paint-spitting ball, and meets the creator of the Allspark.
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
…in which Our Hero braves a diaper-wielding toddler flashmob while almost nearly preventing a family member from getting sh!tfaced (literally).
Twinfamy 