the epic blog of a father of twins
…in which Our Hero’s Dog creatively utilizes baby supplies.
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…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
…in which Our Hero’s Son flings vomit into His Mother’s Mouth.
…in which Our Hero battles snot-rockets, microbial terrorists, and Twinfant jealousy.
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…in which Our Hero fails to warn his Wife not to accidentally rub her face in her son’s feces.
…in which Our Hero comes to a life-altering realization that he truly is a Dad.