Tag: ninja
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The Quest for Redemption
…in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced
…in which Our Hero fails to warn his Wife not to accidentally rub her face in her son’s feces.

