Tag: new parent
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
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Dictwinary #3 – Twintrepid
…in which Our Hero explains what he does all day now that both Twinfants are proficient rollers.
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Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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A Tale of Two Sicknesses
…in which Our Hero battles snot-rockets, microbial terrorists, and Twinfant jealousy.
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We Don’t Do That Here – A Visit to the Pediatrician’s Office
…in which Our Hero haggles with a pediatric receptionist.
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