Tag: I don’t wanna grow up. I’m a Toys “R” Us kid.

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  Right On(,) Target

  November 18, 2011

  …in which Our Hero and His Wife salivate at the sight of a dump truck.

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  Eating the System

  September 20, 2011

  …in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.

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