Tag: household dependents
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
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