Tag: eating

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  An Open Letter to Elmo

  September 13, 2011

  …in which Our Hero corresponds with one of the Great Monsters of Our Time.

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  The Bubble Boy’s Concession

  August 12, 2011

  …in which Our Hero braves airborne peas, King Kong swipes, and saliva sprinklers, culminating in his favorite Father-Son moment EVER.

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  The Quest for Redemption

  August 8, 2011

  …in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.

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  Dictwinary #4 – Nap Overlap

  August 5, 2011

  …in which Our Hero obsessively pursues Nap Overlap, or the White Whale.

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  Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing

  August 1, 2011

  …in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.

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