Tag: dog
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The Bubble Boy’s Concession
…in which Our Hero braves airborne peas, King Kong swipes, and saliva sprinklers, culminating in his favorite Father-Son moment EVER.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
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Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced
…in which Our Hero fails to warn his Wife not to accidentally rub her face in her son’s feces.
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