Tag: Disney
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I Can Fly Twice as High
…in which Our Hero and His Amazing Crying Flying Circus provide in-flight twintertainment.
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Making Easter the Eastest
…in which Our Hero battles apocalyptic cyborg bunnies and cleanses himself of Lame Sauce.
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Fatherhood of the Unraveling Pants
…in which Our Hero discovers He is literally too sexy for His pants.
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
…in which Our Hero braves a diaper-wielding toddler flashmob while almost nearly preventing a family member from getting sh!tfaced (literally).
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Coyote Fugly: Part 2 – Something Wicked This Way Runs
…in which Our Hero stops oncoming vehicles, overcomes battery-change procrastination, and loses a singing monkey in an effort to escape a suburban coyote attack.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
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We Don’t Do That Here – A Visit to the Pediatrician’s Office
…in which Our Hero haggles with a pediatric receptionist.
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