Tag: crib
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.

