John Pseudonymous Father of 6-year-old boy/girl twins and a 2-year-old girl; prolific writer; deft laundry launderer; failed toddler whisperer; recent PhD grad; undiscovered rock star Posts The Legend of Sadra February 11, 2015 He Prefers It Alder-off January 26, 2015 Heroine Withdrawal January 21, 2015 The Queen of Everything January 13, 2015 Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List January 5, 2015 Older Posts Newer Posts