John Pseudonymous Father of 6-year-old boy/girl twins and a 2-year-old girl; prolific writer; deft laundry launderer; failed toddler whisperer; recent PhD grad; undiscovered rock star Posts That’s Not What It’s Called January 27, 2016 Hutt’s New January 14, 2016 So Many Adults January 13, 2016 Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List December 3, 2015 Eye of the Miser September 16, 2015 Older Posts Newer Posts