John Pseudonymous Father of 6-year-old boy/girl twins and a 2-year-old girl; prolific writer; deft laundry launderer; failed toddler whisperer; recent PhD grad; undiscovered rock star Posts Mind’s Eye February 13, 2017 Simple Pleasures August 2, 2016 The First Day of Twindergarten August 1, 2016 The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List July 5, 2016 The Tooth Query June 28, 2016 Older Posts