Twinfamy

Twinfamy is the brainchild of John Pseudonymous, a stay-at-home trophy husband and father of boy-and-girl fraternal twins who were born in January 2011. Conceived while skydiving over Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride, they are the two greatest children to ever walk the earth, aside, of course, from Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris. For five years, John was a middle school English teacher, but these two phenomenal fruits of John’s loins are destined for greatness, and he and his wife knew they cannot be cared for by just anyone. Therefore, John respectfully turned down his seven-figure teaching position in order to fulfill this illustrious duty, starting in June 2011. While completely redefining the tired convention of a “SuperDad,” John will simultaneously be fully active in a Ph. D. program, writing the great American novel, and curing cancer if there is still time, thus embarking upon an adventure unprecedented in the parenting community. This is his story.

In addition to raising his children, John enjoys: spending quality time with the Mrs. (who exemplifies the term “soulmate”) in both clothed and unclothed scenarios; reading and writing (duh); listening to, writing, performing and recording music at levels that do not disrupt nap time; guerrilla filmmaking; following sports, as well as pretending to be a better athlete than his body permits; running with his children, dog, and wife in tow; tinkering with technology and throwing it against walls when it does not cooperate; patching up walls; building things while neglecting instruction manuals; experimental grilling; traveling places English is spoken fluently and/or creatively; trying to resist another round of Angry Birds; and attempting to make the world a better place than he found it.

Twinfamy is written before a live studio audience…of two.