1. Right in front of the f*cking bathroom entrance.
2. Right in front of the f*cking FastPass dispenser.
3. Right in front of the f*cking Pirates of the Caribbean exit.
4. Right in front of the f*cking place I’ve been saving for 45 minutes so my kids can see the parade.
5. Right in front of the f*cking camera shot of my wife and kids in front of the Sleeping Beauty Castle.
Yeah. It’s the Happiest Place on Earth.
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This is episode four of Twinfamyland: A California Adventure, a series chronicling the Pseudonymous Family’s legendary first pilgrimage to Disneyland.
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