Twinfamy

Last night, with the lights out (it’s less dangerous), just as I was about to drift off to sleep, my wife leaned over to whisper in my ear.

Aw, I thought, how nice. She wants to tell me she loves me one more time before falling asleep, and if I’m lucky, she may even want to consumate said love.

But instead, with conviction, she murmured the following:

We need… to get… some bacon.

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After laughing so hard I almost woke up the Twins, I gave the only sane response to this suggestion:

Absolutely. We DO.

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