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		<title>You Make Me Happy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 03:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I looked up from the kitchen island to check on the Dynamic Duo. My son sat enthralled on the floor, accenting his finger-pointing at the television screen with &#8220;Oohs&#8221; and &#8220;Aahs,&#8221; while my daughter reclined on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and cradling her stuffed Piglet. Lately they&#8217;ve become completely obsessed with ocean life: [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=6100&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 03:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daughter: Daddy, what are doze? Me: Those are manatees. Daughter: Oooooooh! Look at the man-tits! . You may also enjoy:        If not, look at the man-tits!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=6069&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back I introduced you all to Ember Arts, my buddy James&#8216;s socially proactive business. This week, Ember has launched their brand new site, including a fantastic, inspiring story penned by James about what Ember does. I&#8217;m thrilled to present that very story below, for your reading pleasure. . Civil War, Coca-Cola, and the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=6033&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are you done yet?&#8221; my wife groaned. It was almost 11pm on a Saturday and I&#8217;d been working non-stop since breakfast. I could tell she was getting annoyed with me, but I was almost done with my final read-through. This was Day 1 of The 3-Day Great Comprehensive Exam-A-Thon that would be my weekend. See, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=6014&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I finished rinsing off in the shower (feel free to imagine me with a six-pack instead of the slight gut I&#8217;ve developed from drinking them), my son requested one last drawing on the shower&#8217;s fogged-up glass walls. &#8220;&#8216;Nother one, Daddy. Happy star.&#8221; This is our new fun thing we do when Daddy showers&#8211;I take [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5864&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 10 Most Unglamorous Tips for Potty Training Twins</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll admit it&#8211;my wife and I have been putting off potty training. It&#8217;s not that we&#8217;re against the idea&#8211;we&#8217;re pretty psyched about not having to spend literally $100 a month on Costco-sized diapers for two little asses and are over the whole diaper-changing/alligator-wrestling ordeal. It&#8217;s just that we have a psychotically busy April and are [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5941&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Easter Visor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You don&#8217;t have an Easter bonnet for her?&#8221; my mother gasped. My wife had just unveiled the dress she&#8217;d bought our daughter to wear for Easter, but apparently it was an incomplete ensemble. &#8220;Um, no?&#8221; my wife replied, confused. &#8220;But how can she go to church on Eater Sunday without an Easter bonnet?&#8221; Something my [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5919&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts on The Little Mermaid: A Non-Exhaustive List</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 16:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Repeated viewing of any movie allows you to catch things you didn&#8217;t notice the first time, and so when one has seen a film enough times to recite it ad nauseum, one is bound to look beyond the suspension of disbelief most viewers enjoy, dissect its every nuance, and discover gaping holes in the story&#8217;s [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5836&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Did This Weekend: A Non-Exhaustive List</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Woke up at 3am both mornings to rescue the Twins from drowning in a sea of their own mucus, caused by a recent onslaught of sickness. 2. Wiped tiny noses every thirty seconds, literally working through six boxes of tissues. 3. Wiped tiny squirts of child cold medicine defiantly spat at me off my face every four [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5828&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the Meta-Map, I&#8217;m the Meta-Map, I&#8217;m the Meta-Map</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Pseudonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Say &#8216;Map!&#8217; Say &#8216;Map!&#8217;&#8221; Dora and Boots demanded, as if my family&#8217;s life depended on succumbing to their bilingual bullying and pretending to interact with cartoon characters we know can&#8217;t really hear us. Seriously, Dora. Even my two-year-olds know that no matter how loudly you order us around and no matter much we ignore you, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=twinfamy.com&#038;blog=22757624&#038;post=5799&#038;subd=twinfamy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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