Author: John Pseudonymous
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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My Daughter’s YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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Two Easters
…in which Our Hero vanquishes 45-minute commutes, renter’s agreements, and Easter grass.
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