You Make Road Rage So Much Fun

This car needs a better horn. It sounds like I’m stepping on a Rubber Duckie.
– My Wife

Rubber Duckie

I’m not awfully fond of it myself.

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If not, don’t honk at me with your wussy car horn.

About John Pseudonymous

Stay-at-home trophy husband & father of 2-year-old fraternal boy/girl twins; writer of Twinfamy, the epic parenting and humor blog; PhD student; undiscovered rock star

Posted on May 1, 2012, in Family, Humor, Hyperreality, Parenting, Quotes, SAHD, Stay At Home Dad, Twins and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Reminds of that female character in Police Academy with the soft voice and then she gets really mad and yells and then everyone listens except that you need a second horn so you can have that effect.

  2. Time to go monster truck and get yourself some air horns. A gun rack seems to also go nicely with them too.

  3. I love prepping myself to “read” a blog post, clicking the link, and finding something like this! Hilarious. I need to do things like this more often.

  4. Sounds like an interesting car. I’ve always wanted a novelty horn. One that sings a nice lil’ tune.

    …Although, a merry jingle would hardly convey my irritation with other drivers. Would probably be distracting, actually.

    I may have to rethink this.

    • I’ve always liked the idea of a funny car horn. I think it’s a great reminder not to take yourself so seriously when you get angry.

      A buddy of mine actually has a tattoo of a smiley face on his middle fingertip, so whenever he decides to flip someone off, he sees the smiley face and can’t help but giggle, which I think is just brilliant.

  5. I can’t use my horn. Here in Texas, people shoot you. Especially if you sound like a duck.

  6. Once when traveling the highway, we passed an 18-wheeler. My sister & I, from the back seat, pumped our arms in the universally acknowledged sign language request that the driver hoot his fun air-brake-horn-thing, which he kindly did. My parents had no idea this exchange had taken place, so they were completely clueless as to why a huge truck was “honking” at them in such obnoxious fashion. So my dad honks back. From our tiny little car, came the uber-weak, “meeep-meeep”. The truck driver died laughing. I know this, because my sister & I met him in Heaven as we, too, died laughing. Thanks for the memory! :)

  7. I used to drive a Ford. Nice manly horn. “MOVE” Now I drive a Toyota. Timid horn. “hee hee excuse me”

    • That’s hilarious. Guess what the make of the car in question was?

      Let’s all say it together… “Toyota.”

      However, despite the wussy horns, there’s something to be said for their longevity. Those things drive forever.

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