Posted on February 7, 2012, in Family, Humor, Hyperreality, Parenting, SAHD, Stay At Home Dad, Twins and tagged "Did it.", "Happy Birthday to You", 12 months old, 1st birthday, 2011, 2012, 3 a. m. (I must be lonely), Abuelito (wife's stepfather), Afghanistan, American Idiot, American Infant, anniversary, Arizona, arm flail, baby laugh, birthday cake, blink of an eye, Blue Sock Monkey, board book, bouncy castle, campus, catch phrase, cleaning, climbing, CNN, congratulations, crawling barricade, crying, daughter, de-funkification, diaper, dishwashing, dismantled diaper-box fireplace cover, doctorize, double meltdown, empowerment, essential life skills, extended family, Facebook, family, father of twins, Fiesta Bowl Block Party, first birthday, frosting, gaggle, gaggle of Rocky Balboas, GarageBand, genius, grandparents, gray hair, Green Day, high chair, high school, holiday, ice sculpture, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones whip, internet, interweb, kajillion, laser light show, laughing, laughing one's ass off and dutifully reattaching it, Life Vertigo, lifehacks, loinfruit, million-dollar smile, my mom, new parent, New Year's Eve, newborn, overnight chart-topper, packing tape, paparazzi, Ph. D., Pink Sock Monkey, pop culture, positive reinforcement, raised fist, rock opera, Rocky Balboa, SAHD, sea of faces, security measures, sibling rivalry, sibling thievery, Skype, sleep deprivation, smile, Sock Monkey, son, stacking cups, standing, star-studded, stay at home dad, stereophonic meltdown, superpowers, support our troops, sweeping the nation, teaching, Team Did It, Tempe, this fine publication, Times Square, tiny invaders, Tostitos Chip Drop, turning 30, Twincidents, Twinfamy Presents American Infant, twins, Twins' First Birthday Party EVER Extravaganza, using one's powers for good, vertigo, walking, Welcome home soldier, whirlwind, Who's Who, wife, xylophone. Bookmark the permalink. 40 Comments.
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