Wife: Okay, I’m going to work! Have fun today. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
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Me: So I can’t pee standing up?.
Well, I thought it was a valid question.
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Posted on January 23, 2012, in Family, Humor, Hyperreality, Parenting, Quotes, SAHD, Stay At Home Dad, Twins and tagged bathroom, family, father of twins, gender, joke, new parent, potty mouth, SAHD, stay at home dad, terrible joke, toilet, Twincidents, twins, urination, wife. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
If you’re not careful, she is going to make you sleep on the couch. ;)
Here’s the thing: Lately, I already am. We all have colds and my daughter hasn’t been able to stay asleep, so my wife’s been taking her in the bed with her, and since I’m a world-class snorer, I’ve been bounced to the couch.
I’m actually okay with it, though. I get way better sleep when my sick daughter isn’t kicking me in the face.
I’m sure if you thought about it, there are a few more things you could add to that list. Maybe tomorrow you should respond in kind.
That is a fabulous idea. Maybe I’ll do one of those joke audits where I go down a list telling her whatimeant2say.
Came back to this post since I hadnt read it before tweeting out. happens most time.. prob have to back track on yr older ones too. Well, its’ short and sweet and entertaining. Also, just fessing up : in these public restrooms where they have no seat covers and it doesnt seem quite sanitary, a semi standing position is used I believe by a lot to females (me included ) ! well hope yr family is feeling better John ! All being sick sucks ! & just a comment unrealted. my DH used to snore ( doesnt any more since he uses a sleep ap machine ) and it used to gently lull me to sleep. Took me awhile to adjust without the snoring once he stopped :)
Thank you for your insight on female bathroom behavior. Having little female bathroom experience myself, it’s helpful to include this in my research.