Dictwinary #2 – Twincident
twin•ci•dent1
[TWIN-sih-dent]
singular common noun
An occurrence (or incident) involving twins
The twincident of the forgotten pacifiers echoes as loudly in our memory as the tantrums it produced, broadcasted in hi-fi stereo sound throughout the vehicle.
At least it wasn't Dolby 5.1.
Twin•ci•dent2
[TWIN-sih-dent]
singular proper noun
A blog entry on Twinfamy, everyone’s favorite epic-stay-at-home-father-of-twins-parenting-humor-specific publication.
Despite a standing brunch engagement with her estranged biological son who had apparently been raised by a kindly family of Sasquatch, Agatha simply had to stay up late in order to read the latest Twincident.
Fear not, for Twinfamy is always open, unlike customer service centers and post offices, which intentionally close at times most people would prefer to use their services.
Posted on May 25, 2011, in Dictwinary, Family, Grammar, Humor, Parenting, SAHD, Stay At Home Dad, Twins and tagged broadcast, brunch, customer service, Dictwinary, epic, estranged children, family, father of twins, new parent, pacifier, post office, SAHD, Sasquatch, stay at home dad, staying up late, stereo, tantrum, twincident, Twinfamy, twins, twinty-four hours, vehicle. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.
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